Japanese, Venezuelan (Indo and Afro Trinidadian and Spanish)
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  • hapahonni

    HEY! Since you won that ten dollar iTunes card, you should probably buy my song! Rep your Hapa sista!!!!!!

    24 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    LOL u and ur drunken-ness! i just had tonkotsu ramen at Ippudo. Ever heard of Ippudo? 

    I hate coconuts. I hate subways. I hate GIZZARDS! but i love hearts and tongue. =) 

    how was ur Christmas?! (MERRY CHRISTMAS!) 

    37 months ago

  • hapahonni

    TAKOOROOO. OMG I MISS YOU. I AM DRUNK RIGHT NOW. BUT I MISS WHEN WE USED TO HANG OUT. =( CAN I COME BACK AND MOVE IN WITH YOU. LOL.  YOU KNOW YOU MY NUMBER ONE TAKOOROO. SOUP DUMPLINGS, PHO, COCONUTS, SUBWAYS, AND ALL. =( I AM SO SAD. STILL NO TAISHO. SHISHAMOOOOOO. GIZZARDS, HEARTS, TONGUE. YUM YUM YUM. OH TAKANA TONKOTSU RAMEN TOOOOO. SOOO HUNGRY. NI NI

    KINDA STRANGE

    38 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    hey! well that's sweet of ya. what's new with you?? haven't seen ya in ages. u should give me a call sometime, yeah? just not when it's midnight, your time. enjoy ur holiday, Jamie-chan.

    38 months ago

  • hapahonni

    Oops. Just wanted to say hi, TAKOOROO.

    38 months ago

  • hapahonni
    38 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    ... whats with u and the monkey face, weirdo? lol i know u're tryin to look cute and all... but ain't it a lil too much love?? kinda strange, if ya ask me. 

    38 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    that last part was just so gross, Jamie. U're so dirty... like mud in your teeth dirty. 

    38 months ago

  • hapahonni

    You are a gizzard. A dirty rotten gizzard that fell in the dirt. And you have a mustache.

    On your butthole.

    38 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    fried* gizzard lips

    38 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    hahaha awww i lub u too, friend gizzard lips. 

    ^_^

    38 months ago

  • hapahonni

    Go buy some Avon and put lipstick all over your eyes.

    AKA: I hate you.

    38 months ago

  • hapahonni

    Go buy some Avon and put lipstick all over your eyes.

    AKA: I hate you.

    38 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    that's only half as much as how many you have up urs as well. 

    and we forgot the ones in your face. 

    39 months ago

  • hapahonni

    That's funny cuz you already have twelve in your ass.

    39 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    fine! 

    that's still way too many lawn gnomes. i don't even like the idea of seeing ONE. 

    39 months ago

  • hapahonni

    They aren't for my lawn.

    Duh.

    39 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    wow. that's a shit load, though. what makes u think u can fit a million dollar's worth on your lawn?

    39 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    how did ur little video shoot go with Athena?? i'm getting anxious over here! 

    39 months ago

  • hapahonni

    Good. I hope you feel really really bad!! =(

    39 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    ok stop it. u're gonna make me feel bad even when i already do. 

    39 months ago

  • hapahonni

    I'm super stoked!! You should have been here. =(

    39 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    have a blast tonight, aight?!?!?!?! be prepared to have video taken of ya. Athena's comin' armed to the teeth! lol 

    39 months ago

  • hapahonni

    Yeah but it was still a secret!! =(

     

    I'm gonna get drunk, play wow, and cry.

     

    Alone.

    39 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    LOL 

    aw cheer up! at least u know how to utilize ur fur. =P 

    39 months ago

  • hapahonni

    EW!! Omg, how did you know??? I can't believe you told EVERYONE!! =(

     

    Now I'm sad.

    39 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    oh wait. now i know what u meant! 

    hAHA looks more like u used the hair off ur back and legs. 

    39 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    made what out of a creature? u're talkin' shit again. 

    39 months ago

  • hapahonni

    Oh yeah, I made it out of a creature that looked kinda like you. I think it was a gorilla.

    39 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    okay! u're gonna get Taisho soon in the mail. dontchya worry! lol i'm looking forward to the chicken hearts! too bad u won't be there eating the gizzards beside me =( i'm gonna try to convince Athena to try out the chicken hearts. 

    wow? u. r. a. GEEK! Go watch "Make Love, Not Warcraft" again!@ haha

    39 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    ah, i never got to congratulate u formally. so... yeah.

    congratulations, member of the week. =)

    40 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    not true! I didn't cry! I DIDN'T CRY!!! 

     

    40 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    what don;t u understand, hapahonni? what? WHAT?! haha

    40 months ago

  • hapahonni

    I don't understand.

    40 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    thanks for lookin' out. i owe u one. lol 

    40 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    lol u wanna come back again so soon? nice. bring Athena and Venus with you though and we'll all eat chicken hearts and gizzards and down barrels of kirin together along with my mates. =D 

    and i'm still not used to sierra nevadas, sowwie

    40 months ago

  • hapahonni

    Wrong wall, Einstein. 

    40 months ago

  • hapahonni

    ITALIAN SWEET BREAD THING. SIERRA NEVADA. PITCHERS OF KIRIN. JACK DANIELS ALL NIGHT LONG. Can I come back yet? =(

    40 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    aww, you sound like a sad romance movie. lol what's going on in your hometown, hotcakes? hahaha i love hotcakes. i think imma go to Chinatown today and get me a bag. and forget Taisho, he's too scared of traveling. ugh, a few nights ago, my friends and i went to another yakitori restaurant around the corner from taisho and their stuff sucked! lol well i didn't order any skewers but my friend ordered and they were very pricey for very small skewers. kinda cheap-o if ya ask me. nothing's as good as Taisho. 

    40 months ago

  • hapahonni

    "I am very dangerous Yakuza gangster. Be VERY careful with me."

     

    Still no Taisho. I keep checking my mailbox. =( I wish you lived near me. I do miss you terribly! I miss all our fun times! China town. =(

    40 months ago

  • hapahonni

    Not only am I trying to get more votes, I am inviting my beautiful multicultural individual friends join as well. Yeah, nothing wrong with that. 

    40 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    sooo not likely. but whatever. i accepted defeat when i saw ur number SOAR. i wonder how that happened *looks suspiciously at Jamie* haha Not a whole lotta love for baba.

    40 months ago

  • hapahonni

    Dude, you could still win. =( Catching up. 

    40 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    so what r u gonna do with your newfound glory? 

    40 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    o god, today i saw caught a bit of Ms. Swan from Mad Tv and she reminded me of you when you do the nihonjin accent lol. just thought i'd share that with you. 

    40 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    Low Low

    40 months ago

  • hapahonni

    Hi Hi.

    40 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    bahaha! fine. keep ur secrets. y r u so worked up on age, woman? u're about as old as a bottle of Loujan Bad Armagnac. Don't you realize, you get better with age? lol i need to hit up Atlantic City someday and play the cards. You miss Chinatown more than me? wtf is up with that. you can forget about coming back if that's how you feel. haha I've been back to Chinatown only once since you left and that was to get me a sack of hot cakes. =) 

    40 months ago

  • hapahonni

    LOL. I told you the boy I like is a secret, foo! Anyhoo, I am so bummed that there was no Vegas! =( Hopefully soon. I'm so old now! LOL. Well, I miss you sometimes. But I miss China Town more. =)

    40 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    Umm... I guess that boy's Hotpah, right? shucks... minus points for me. You DIDN'T go?! Aw i'm so sorry to hear that. You know what's funny, though? my mom's bf is there right now visiting his son, daughter-in-law, and grandson... and playin' those stupid slots. 

    40 months ago

  • hapahonni

    I didn't go. My idiot sister flaked on us for her stupid boyfriend. I hate boys. There is only one I like and it's a secret. =P

    40 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    hey lime girl, thanks for replying to my post. now imma ask you again - HOW'S VEGAS?!

    40 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    oi Jamie, it can't hurt ya if you'd check out my latest post in the Forums and give a one-word answer would it? Could ya do this for me, pleeez? I'd appreciate it!

    40 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    yeah i like Uverworld now. they're pretty good. but it's not so easy to find their music on Acquisition. i think i'll use rapidshare. anyway - yeah you two oughtta come out to the East coast, then I'LL SWEAR on going out to the West lol. Yeah Athena's comin out to see the big apple. Can't wait to see her. I'll give ya a shout one way or another, k? and how in the hell did it find its way back to San Mateo???@?!@? i made sure it'd get lost somewhere in Canada! Well guess what? i'm flippin it back at it! It's funny how we still didn't distinguish it either male or female LOL

    40 months ago

  • hapahonni

    UVERworld! I love this song!!! I miss you!! I wanna go back to New York!! You ready to have some uninvited house guests (aka venus and myself)??? We are gonna come up and visit you since you aren't coming in November. Lucky Athena gets to hang out with you in NYC. =( I am jealous. Call me or Skype me. I miss your face. Your imaginary friend is flipping you the bird. =/

    40 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    LOL i LUV airports! I'm not cool with that plan. if i'm goin to Cali, i have to go with dignity and in style. Not in some dispshit luggage case, aight? just cut me up in pieces and send me to Cali in boxes. That's all. Durf. =P

    40 months ago

  • hapahonni

    You can't effing run away from me. I will go back to New York and put you in my luggage. I know how you like airports. =P Then I will take you back to Cali with me and that's that. OK??

    40 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    =/ Umm... *runs away*

    40 months ago

  • hapahonni

    Still no Taisho. =(

    40 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    quit being such a sour face, sour face. =P

    40 months ago

  • hapahonni

    Still no Taisho. I hate you.

    40 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    well sor-ry! GOSH! Not my fault a 300 pound yakitori restaurant owner can't fit into standard mail shipping boxes! Shit takes time, man. He needs vaccine shots and shite. haha

    41 months ago

  • hapahonni

    I still haven't receive Taisho. The man you said you were going to fedex me. I am still waiting... so sad. =(

    41 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    how was ur first day at the new place??

    41 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    uhh... i don't wanna imagine all this.

    41 months ago

  • hapahonni

    Vomit, maybe. Blood?? Hmm. I think not!

    41 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    the blood and vomit so happens to be your face after a night out drinking. Go find your own wall, dammit.

    41 months ago

  • hapahonni

    I know you think I am in love with you but guess what! You still look like someone smeared poop on a wall. Mixed with blood and vomit. <3<3

    41 months ago

  • hapahonni

    M. Crab!!! I love him! I miss you so! Yakitori Taisho!!!

    41 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    ouch! i don't think i deserved that at all. =( where's the love? WHERE'S THE LOVE?

    41 months ago

  • hapahonni

    You look like someone smeared poop on a wall.

    41 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    oi, what were some of the groups and songs u had me listen to on ur last day here? ?

    41 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    LOL fine! i'll just have to send u something else then! YEESH! haha I'll send u Taisho.. like the actual man. He's kinda big but i'm sure i can get him through air mail lol. =P

    41 months ago

  • hapahonni

    That doesn't even count as a gift! More like a murder weapon! LOL. Cali is great! It is super nice to be home! Thank you so much for hanging with me all week! No need for hot cakes to be fed exed. Send me some Taisho!! Yummy! See ya in November!! =P <3 your face!

    41 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    aw man. don't be sad. I'll fed ex u some super hot cakes ur way! thanks for the lil gift you gave me. I feel bad for not giving you anything in return. =( how's everything at home, eh?

    41 months ago

  • hapahonni

    Jamie - Takeru = kinda sad. =(

    41 months ago

  • hapahonni

    I miss hot cakes! =(

    41 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    oi! u made it home! how's life without hot cakes and unorganized subway lines?

    41 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    halal fried chicken gizzards + takoyaki/yakitori meal + first night's enchilada + cannoli + Vietnamese brown sauce = ultra full belly

    41 months ago

  • hapahonni

    Hot cakes + chicken hearts + cow stomach + cow tongue + chicken gizzards + coconut + takana tonkotsu ramen = fatty!!

    41 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    salty coconut milk + NYC Rain = Jamie the Strange

    41 months ago

  • hapahonni

    Flattened rat + coconut = YOU!!!

    41 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    COCONUT FACE!

    41 months ago

  • hapahonni

    COCONUT HEAD!

    41 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    Nice pic in that link. Real girly lol. How'd you get that gig?

    42 months ago

  • Takeru V.

    hey Jamie. nice to meet ya! so do u prefer Guinness or Kirin?

    42 months ago